Teka Kaki

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Khas untuk staf GITN yg dijemput jee. Saja suka-suka. Ada hadiah tau. Sila rujuk email anda.


Kaki A : Aznillah



Kaki B : Hirman



Kaki C : Azril a.k.a. Rumet



Kaki D : Tg Kamarul a.k.a. Penyu



Kaki E : Hijaz



Kaki F : Kamal




Kaki G : Zamanhuri



Kaki H : Erni



Kaki I : Fazrul a.k.a. Park Ji Sung



Kaki J : Huda & Nabeehah
(2 org ni, jawap salah 1 pon bleh, nak jawap 2 pon bleh)



Kaki K : Pak Jad



Kaki L : Mi-G



Kaki M : Hafeez



Kaki N : Halim Ariffin



Kaki O : Saifulbahri



Kaki P : Ade Sucipto



Kaki Q : Izatty



Kaki R : Ikram



Kaki S : Asnimar


Habis. Total semua ada 20 kaki org (sbb gambar Kaki J ada 2 org punya kaki). Syarat dan peraturan ada dalam email. Good Luck.






Hijrah

.Ahad lepas, buat kali ke-3 aku berhijrah, kali ni dari UPM balik semula ke Kajang. 'Sirih pulang ke gagang' laa. Lepas ni kompom la 2 jam baru aku sampai opis.




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IT JOKES

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My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.

Q:
What does a proud computer call his little son?
A:
A microchip off the old block.

Q:
What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?
A:
You get a short circut.

Picture a robot on a psychiatric couch: Doc, my intelligence may be artificial, but my problems are real.

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.

Programmer's Drinking Song

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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
103 little bugs in the code.


The Technical Geek Test

Are you a technical geek? You know you are a technical geek when . . .

:* When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"
:* When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise CD.
:* When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
:* When you lay down in the afternoon for a short rest, end up sleeping 4 hours, and call it a "mega-nap".
:* When your friend is going to Essex for vacation and you tell her, "You really should go for the DX, it has the built in co-processor."
:* When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
:* When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
:* When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.
:* When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.
:* When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines.
:* When you call "*.*" star-dot-star.
:* When you can do hexadecimal arithmatic in your head.
:* When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'."
:* When your wife says "If you don't turn off that stupid machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chases her for for omitting the ELSE clause.